Bark: This is a sound made by dogs when excited. Dogs bark at milkmen, postmen, yourself, visitors to the house and other dogs; some of them bark at nothing. For some reason dogs tend not to bark at burglars, bailiffs and income tax collectors, at whom they way their tails in the most friendly manner.
- - - Geoffrey Williams
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- - - Andy Rooney
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.
- - - Christopher Morley
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
- - - Edward Hoagland "Dogs and the Tug of Life"
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- - - Josh Billings
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
- - - Samuel Butler